Ever feel like telling a complaining customer to go to hell. Sometimes you are better off letting a customer go rather than trying to please him/her. Here are fifteen choice statements to use to persuade him/her to leave and never return.
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1. Don’t worry…we forgot your name too.
2. If we throw a stick, will you leave?
3. Oh, okay! We take it back. Unscrew you.
4. Awww. Did we step on your poor little bitty ego?
5. We can see your point, but we still think you’re full of shit.
6. How about never? Is never good for you?
7. We’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
8. It sounds like English, but we can’t understand a damn word you’re saying.
9. We’re already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth
10. We’re not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
11. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
12. Can we trade you in for what’s behind door #1?
13. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
14. You don’t belong here. You’re just a customer.
15. You are validating my inherent mistrust of customers.
